- Second in the Classic Albums series, it's 'Boo-tay' by Bare Jr!
- Part Five of Grant Mortar's report on Non-League Soccer Hooligans and things are hotting up, while Toby Buzzell targets the homeless in a festive Investigation!
- And one Bank finds a novel way of lasting out the recession in Local News!
- In Local News we cover the stange case of the randomly chosen Mayor...
- Botham Squab dissects the global food crisis, UK terrorism and his recent assignation with Delia while preparing The Hot Lunch.
- Take the Home Defence Health Quiz (left) and find out - Are You Mental?
- There's a furore in the architectural community following the government's recently unveiled plans, read our Terror Report.
- And while Dick Holder imbibes the sights and tastes of Geneva in Travel Drinking, The Rev. Harry Figgis investigates a couple of altogether murkier scenes in How I Spend My Days!
- Great news for SAD sufferers thanks to Dr, Fouffy Berserk (left) in our Special Report-
-Welcome to a whole new revolution in eating with Botham Squab, that's The Hot Lunch.
- It's nearly Valentine's Day, celebrate the only way HDUK knows how with Hobbies!
- There have been dark times in the past, but things are looking up for Streatham's famous Ice Rink in Local News.
- Archibald Scamp returns to make 2008 the year of Life Improvement for our readers in Health.
- Plus Al Likilla presents an International Media News Round Up featuring a cast of many, as well as his guide to the young folks' 'Webspeak' in Lifestyle.
Methane Emissions, Non-Recyclers and the horror of Identity Theft (left).
- For his sophomore Hot Lunch our food correspondent reflects on time spent in the employ of 'DLT', whileThe Rev. Harry Figgis is called upon to give the Church's verdict on beauty in How I Spend My Days.
- National News covers the recent movement of Fathers4Justice to a more reasonable stance while a Great British corporate success story is interviewed in Local News!
- Plus, regulars E-Suitors(direct from the nuthouse!) and the second part of our Tennessee Travel Drinking trip to enjoy!
07/08/06
- With temperatures on the rise, what better time to discover the psychological effects of Global Warming? That'sInternational News(left).
- Dick Holder imbibes nothing and goes, erm, nowhere. It's Travel Drinking!
- Minor Celebrity Gossip returns with rumours on Fearne Cotton, Daz Sampson, Mariah Carey and Cilla Black.
- What has the Reverend Harry Figgis been up to since his last sermon? Find out in Hobbies!
- Our Special Report this time comes from the world of Fashion!
- While Archibald Scamp and Clint Panzerdivision return with Letters and nevergreen favourite Football Fracas respectively!
- Clint Panzerdivision makes a triumphant return to help us
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26/04/03
Site Launched. All Content New. Celebratory Party At London's Fashionable Groucho Club, Guests Include Daniel Bedingfield, P.J. O'Rourke and 24's Elisha Cuthbert. The evening comes to an abrupt end when Clint Panzerdivision fires a round of ammunition into the ceiling.
08/06/03
- More Newsblast! including the HDUK cartoon Oy Vey!
- And our Lifestyle Correspondent explores the hit phenomenon that is High School Musical!
14/12/09
-.The latest exploits of Zimbabwe's crazy dictator may have hit a snag in International News (right).
- Clint Panzerdivision returns, too tempted by the new Association Soccer season to stay away from a Football Fracas!
- Cash-strapped and reduced to eating your shoes? Check out The HDUK guide to surviving this autumn's upcoming recession in Lifestyle.
- Our Special Report concerns some uppity Estate Agents trying to make their insincerity heard to the powrs-that-be.
- And as Dick Holder drinks in the beverages of New York (New York) in Travel Drinking, The Rev. Harry Figgis has weighter matters on his mind in Hobbies.
02/09/08
- New recruit Mark Liam Piggott takes us through his typical televisual day in No Flicking!
-.The nation of Iceland finds itself in deep trouble and about to lose all its best sculptures amongst other things, that's International News (left).
- Dick Holder finds the real Glastonbury and he isn't impressed - Travel Drinking!
- Local News finds little clarity when a friendly grandfather tries to understand Climate Change!
- More news from the Recession Frontline with Harry Figgis in How I Spend My Days!
- While Music sees the emergence of an exciting new beat combo through the most unexpected of marketing techniques!
- Our slightly worse-for-wear tourist packs plenty of Traveller's Cheques for Travel Drinking in Helsinki!
- We report directly from Opinion Poll Headquarters in a Special Report!
- And Grant Mortar continues his insider's view of Non-League Football Hooligans in Investigations!
01/06/09
- Our summer of death special commences with a tribute to deceased ex-P.M. Margaret Thatcher in National News (left).
- Clint Panzerdivision returns with new console column Load "" while Grant Mortar's Investigation into hooliganism takes a turn for the sorrowful.
- International News finds Al Likilla gaining exclusive access to the main players in this season's Italian Political Scandal.
- Mark Liam Piggott has a message for the sneezy and fearful in an Editorial, while Toby 'The Buzz' Buzzell covers the growing celebrity bodycount in Obituaries.
- Important guidelines for maintaining good Health after death with Archibald Scamp, and we exclusively interview Summer 2009's biggest failure, Andy Murray.
- And finally, a Special Report covers a whole new approach to Climate Change.
03/08/09
- The BNP's re-branding attempts dissected in National News (right).
- Read Mark Piggott's column Mustn't Grumble then join in with the interactive fun!
- The Buzz brings Barack Obama to life for us in Celebrity.
- More from Grant Mortar's Investigation into Soccer Hooligans, Dick Holder evading naturists
