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HOME DEFENCE UK The Paranoia & Lifestyle Webzine Wallfloweresque by Alan Devey, now available The Spirit of Nagasaki now available Kicking Asbestos now available - Progress towards a Caliphate of ISIL in the Middle East is derailed in International News (right). - The progress of Robot Sheepdog technology is unsettling for many, as relayed in Local News . - Our Terror Round Up features Cyber-Jihadis , rising threat levels and the latest government advice. - Over in National News , Prince Harry is reacting badly to another Royal Impregnation . - And David Cameron establishes his Hardman Credentials in our Special Report ! - Shocking reports that three Cornish Schoolboys have left the country to fight in a foreign war . That's International News . - In National News we uncover the Labour Party' s shocking plans to fully Weaponise the NHS . - Our exclusive Investigation asks the question that's on the lips of Literary London - is Zadie Smith on crack? - A Classic Album from The Capstan Shafts features in the regular Music column. - .While our Special Report covers unofficial government attempts to cull the underclass, and how they're progressing.. NEW CONTENT! - New Prime Minister Theresa May reassures all her worried British children in National News (left). - Guest Columnist , Syrian President Bashar al-Assad offers his help and advice to the United Kingdom at this difficult time. Johnson . - In the nominal party of opposition, the latest Labour leadership election is hotting up. Read our Special Report . - The Classic Albums series continues with the majestic sophomore effort from American indie-rockers The Wrens . - Also Stateside, International News has Republican nominee Donald Trump trying desperately to improve his chances of becoming President . - And the strange phenomenon of Single Issue Stridency is addressed in a Local News activism special! first Calais Film Festival and David Cameron's ' Lords Surge '. - Bashar al-Assad reflects on a momentous year in Syria , chillin' with Vladimir Putin and his growing showbiz fame in an Exclusive Guest Column . - 'Diddy' David Cameron makes the key pledge that all our futures will be forever drug-free in National News . - Intrepid globetrotter Tom Dickon Harry reflects on 2015, exploring the aftermath of Walt the Dentist vs. Cecil the Pig in a special Investigation . - In Terror News Britain is entirely protected from extremist attacks through a combination of the Snoopers' Charter and Trident Renewal . - Our Unwellness Guru explores the murky world of the inexpert lifestyle blogger, that's Archibald Scamp 's - And finally, the Conservatives' smearing of Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn backfires terribly, read our Special Report . - As torrential storms wreak their havoc across the UK, National News focusses on the horror of a long-term threat, Hurricane Diddy Dave (right). - Our News Round Up features a brave bouncer taking on ISIS, a sneak preview of the Queen's 90th Birthday and a whole gang of Hard Left Bruisers . - Unwellness Guru Archibald Scamp returns to explore the misguided nature of New Year's resolutions in our Health Update . - In the wake of Britain's brilliant Syria Bombing Campaign , International News details preparations for the next phase of our country's rewarding new war . - Our Classic LP this time out is ' Convicts ', an exhilarating blast of a record from Antipodeans You Am I while in Terror News we detail the short rise and unfortunate fall of Social Media's famous Crowdsourcing Jihadi . - And finally, the 'In' Campaign for our forthcoming EU Referendum gets a huge boost from being fronted by one of the funniest men on the planet, that's in Celebrity . - Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump sees his latest campaign rally turn homicidal in International News (left). - Our exclusive Investigation asks Which is Worse - Rugby or ISIS ? - In our Special Report resigning BREXIT crusader and former head of the DWP Iain Duncan Smith hits on a new means of boosting his failing income. - Those militant Junior Doctors threaten both Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt and the NHS in National News . - In Local News blockading Black Cab Drivers protest against the times we live in. - And finally, we report back on a Strange Case for the Independent Police Complaints Commission to investigate. - With the EU Referendum looming, we report on the consequences of the now-inevitable BREXIT in International News (right). - Our Classic LPs series continues with a low-rock masterpiece from Morphine . - Katie Hopkins reveals an unexpected and controversial allegiance in our Celebrity Terror update. - Local News reports on how more and more ordinary criminals are being hit by the scourge of Political Correctness . - In case you missed it, Clint Panzerdivision's latest Football Fracas delves into the murky world of 'reality show' Mystery Diners . - And the remaining Liberal Democrat MPs hit the road for a new fundraising initiative civered in National News .