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- The Queen comes under fire in National News (left) and remember to join the debate on this story at Our Forum, Points of You.

- The Greeks continue to suffer for their financial sins in International News.

- Grant Mortar meets football and golf legend Craig Bellamy in Investigations.

- Al Likilla and Mark Piggott present a late summer News Round Up and the latest scrapings of Minor Celebrity Gossip.

- And Classic Albums You've Never Heard Of features a fantastic pop record by Wheat.

NEW CONTENT!

- This time we round up all the news that's fit to print, including panic

buying, Muppet image problems and a threat to Grannies everywhere

(left).

- New recruit Liam Marks gives us a sneak peak of the Olympic Opening

Ceremony and provides us with some more hilarious Football Funnies!

- Get ready for the Diamond Jubilee Celebrations with the exclusive Home Defence Guide!

- AJ Kirby's latest investigation unveils Conservative Artificial Intelligence and a whole batch of the PM's restricted documents!

- While in Terror News Al Likilla explores the dangers of the burgeoning Militant Secularist Movement and our guest columnists The Assads muse on a Funny Old World!

- Finally, the Classic LPs series covers a powerpop opus from The Pernice Brothers while the Rev. Harry Figgis spots a sevenites revivial in How I Spend My Days!.

- The Vatican responds to recent scandals by appointing a temporary Pope in International News (right) and you give us your thoughts on this story in Clint Panzerdivision's all-new forum feature Points Of You!

- As the 2010 World Cup ends, Archibald Scamp reports back on the hopes of a nation in Sport, while Grant Mortar interviews one of Serbia's biggest fans durinng his latest Investigations.

- Classic LPs features the terrifically noisy Live From Sour City by Latimer.

- And the LibCon coalition gets off to a shaky start in our Special Report, while Al Likilla covers the results of this year's Turner Prize in National News!

- The Coalition's latest solution to the downturn unveiled, yes it's GluttonBrit! (right)

- We bid a sad farewell to Chris Moyles in Obituaries!

- The Big Society hits Dragon's Den with support from AJ Kirby and Cleggy!

- In National News English people of a certain age begin to eagerly anticipate a Second Winter of Discontent!

- While Harry Figgis looks into the forthcoming Happiness Index in How I Spend My Days!

- And more from our regulars as Al Likilla's Classic Albums series features Engine 88 while Grant Mortar offers up a Footballing Scandal comment piece!

- The coalition sells off Nick Clegg's soul in National News.

- Mark Piggott presents his comprehensive News Round Up while Toby Buzzell reports back from Post-Withdrawal Iraq

- Our Special Report concerns the government's new way of tackling the Homegrown Chav Threat while in Local News one Office Worker reveals his true colours...

- Travel Drinking returns as Dick Holder heads up the Inca Trail with only a Pisco Sour for sustenance.

- Recent Transfer Window Dealings find Grant Mortar on the sporting case while Harry Figgis sees the prospect of a new era of class division in How I Spend My Days

- And Classic LPs covers a terrific pop record from The Long Winters.

- New tactics inspire the latest student protests in National News (right).

- Clint Panzerdivision brings the Message Board news for Load "".

- The latest Investigation for Grant Mortar takes him to the South Pacific in search of the fabled Roo!

- The Classic LPs series salutes the East End's trailblazing Rockney geniuses Chas N' Dave!

- While International News covers the coalition's own 'Falklands Moment' in Guernsey.

- Archibald Scamp returns to reflect on recent worldwide disasters in Health, while the Reverend Harry Figgis ponders our homegrown political double act; What a Carry On!

- And Al Likilla's Special Report looks into the phenomenon of British Police Officers becoming lust-crazed satyrs.

- Fears for the new Duchess of Cambridge as she embarks on a hefty global workload in International News (left)!

- Grant Mortar endeavours to arrange The Stag Do to End All Stag Dos!

- Celebrity correspondent Toby 'The Buzz' Buzzell reports back from The Carnival, while Archibald Scamp finds himself lost and confused in Lifestyle!

- The Classic LPs series moves on to The Telephone Album by the wonderful Lotion!

- National News gets a World Exclusive on the growing Enforced Abstinence movement!

- And David Cameron finally does the decent thing, putting the Tory Party out of its misery. Read our Special Report !

- An exclusive statement from the Prime Minister on our Home Page!

- Al Likilla presents a Post-Riots News Round Up from a charred England (right).

- Helping you get through the LibDem Party Conference we have Archibald Scamp, while Harry Figgis investigates the Welfare to Work Scam in How I Spend My Days.

- Celebrity News covers an Online Suicide Pact between two of the most hated men in the country.

- Classic LPs features obscure Americana legend Eileen Rose.

- In International News new reporter Ted Gezundheit finds the Conservative Party branching out.

- And our Special Report finds an L-Plate-Shaped Threat to takeaway deliverers everywhere.

- The Eurozone Crisis gets a no nonsense response from Angela Merkel in International News (left).

- Our festive special starts with a Barfs In The Park comedy DVD offer from Mark Piggott.

- The Liberal Democrats spread some festive cheer from their Special Sleigh in National News!

- The most intrepid of all our correspondents experiences the Greek Crisis first-hand with Travel Drinking and, as the Football Transfer Window opens,AJ Kirby has a Soccer Exclusive!

- Harry Figgis asks What Would Jesus Do? in How I Spend My Days while Archibald Scamp looks at The Political Lifestyle and the final Classic Album of 2011 features blue collar rock from Nothington!

- And our Special Report finds a scroogelike Vince Cable giving up on The Stock Market!

- In Local News we uncover The Wisdom of Hobos, finding out what the homeless can teach our ruling coalition about Deficit Reduction (right)!

- We go viral with Freewheelin' Franklin's exclusive Football Funnies (not available as email attachments).

- Eric Pickles takes HDUK round his new Caucasian Curry School.while Prime Minister 'Diddy' David Cameron visits Liverpool with AJ Kirby in tow.

- The Conservatives' War on Women ratchets up a notch, and we have a Special Report!

- While The Reverend Harry Figgis sees the shadow of Charles Dickens in modern Capitalism, that's How I Spend My Days.

- And the Classic Albums series covers the debut opus of nineties indie-rockers Tripmaster Monkey!