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NEW CONTENT!

- The Eurozone Crisis gets a no nonsense response from Angela Merkel in

International News (left).

- Our festive special starts with a Barfs In The Park comedy DVD offer from

Mark Piggott.

- The Liberal Democrats spread some festive cheer from their Special Sleigh

in National News!

- The most intrepid of all our correspondents experiences the Greek Crisis

first-hand with Travel Drinking and, as the Football Transfer Window opens,

AJ Kirby has a Soccer Exclusive!

- Harry Figgis asks What Would Jesus Do? in How I Spend My Days while Archibald Scamp looks at The Political Lifestyle and the final Classic Album of 2011 features blue collar rock from Nothington!

- And our Special Report finds a scroogelike Vince Cable giving up on The Stock Market!

- The New Year News Round Up features John Terry, Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, some placebos and a bunch of bankers!

- Grant Mortar's Investigation stops by the school careers office for a lecture in the virtues of pursuing celebrity.

- Remember The Naughtys? Many do, and they're shouting about it all over our Special Report!

- Interested in Mass Effect 2? Poetry? Inter-species sex? Has Clint Panzerdivision got a Load "" for you!

- Our in-house blog is back, and this time it's Al Likilla who Mustn't Grumble!

- The third Classic Album You've Never Heard Of, features the guitar-tastic Small!

- While in National News we uncover the problems found when cracking down on Binge Drinking (right)!

- Election Fever has us in its grip with a special News Round Up and exclusive sneak preview

from the winning camp in National News (left).

- The Rev. Harry Figgis finds his days spent in the Dole Office while Toby Buzzell investigates Catholic Speed Dating!

- From the unique worldview of Mark Piggott we present a guide to Bliff Browsers and

sporting commentary on The Race For The Title!

- Our Special Report finds the Bankers biting back while International News takes Home Defence all the way to the Oil Fields of Halfaya.

- While HDUK regular features return with Andy Kirby our lifestyle guest on Mustn't Grumble while Al Likilla introduces you to 'Manilow' in Classic Albums.

- The Vatican responds to recent scandals by appointing a temporary Pope in International News (right) and you give us your thoughts on this story in Clint Panzerdivision's all-new forum feature Points Of You!

- As the 2010 World Cup ends, Archibald Scamp reports back on the hopes of a nation in Sport, while Grant Mortar interviews one of Serbia's biggest fans durinng his latest Investigations.

- Classic LPs features the terrifically noisy Live From Sour City by Latimer.

- And the LibCon coalition gets off to a shaky start in our Special Report, while Al Likilla covers the results of this year's Turner Prize in National News!

- Enjoy exclusive Reader Offers courtesy of The Guardian and Home Defence!

- The Queen comes under fire in National News (left) and remember to join the debate on this story at Our Forum, Points of You.

- The Greeks continue to suffer for their financial sins in International News.

- Grant Mortar meets football and golf legend Craig Bellamy in Investigations.

- Al Likilla and Mark Piggott present a late summer News Round Up and the latest scrapings of Minor Celebrity Gossip.

- And Classic Albums You've Never Heard Of features a fantastic pop record by Wheat.

- The Coalition's latest solution to the downturn unveiled, yes it's GluttonBrit! (right)

- We bid a sad farewell to Chris Moyles in Obituaries!

- The Big Society hits Dragon's Den with support from AJ Kirby and Cleggy!

- In National News English people of a certain age begin to eagerly anticipate a Second Winter of Discontent!

- While Harry Figgis looks into the forthcoming Happiness Index in How I Spend My Days!

- And more from our regulars as Al Likilla's Classic Albums series features Engine 88 while Grant Mortar offers up a Footballing Scandal comment piece!

- The coalition sells off Nick Clegg's soul in National News.

- Mark Piggott presents his comprehensive News Round Up while Toby Buzzell reports back from Post-Withdrawal Iraq

- Our Special Report concerns the government's new way of tackling the Homegrown Chav Threat while in Local News one Office Worker reveals his true colours...

- Travel Drinking returns as Dick Holder heads up the Inca Trail with only a Pisco Sour for sustenance.

- Recent Transfer Window Dealings find Grant Mortar on the sporting case while Harry Figgis sees the prospect of a new era of class division in How I Spend My Days

- And Classic LPs covers a terrific pop record from The Long Winters.

- New tactics inspire the latest student protests in National News (right).

- Clint Panzerdivision brings the Message Board news for Load "".

- The latest Investigation for Grant Mortar takes him to the South Pacific in search of the fabled Roo!

- The Classic LPs series salutes the East End's trailblazing Rockney geniuses Chas N' Dave!

- While International News covers the coalition's own 'Falklands Moment' in Guernsey.

- Archibald Scamp returns to reflect on recent worldwide disasters in Health, while the Reverend Harry Figgis ponders our homegrown political double act; What a Carry On!

- And Al Likilla's Special Report looks into the phenomenon of British Police Officers becoming lust-crazed satyrs.

- Fears for the new Duchess of Cambridge as she embarks on a hefty global workload in International News (left)!

- Grant Mortar endeavours to arrange The Stag Do to End All Stag Dos!

- Celebrity correspondent Toby 'The Buzz' Buzzell reports back from The Carnival, while Archibald Scamp finds himself lost and confused in Lifestyle!

- The Classic LPs series moves on to The Telephone Album by the wonderful Lotion!

- National News gets a World Exclusive on the growing Enforced Abstinence movement!

- And David Cameron finally does the decent thing, putting the Tory Party out of its misery. Read our Special Report !

- An exclusive statement from the Prime Minister on our Home Page!

- Al Likilla presents a Post-Riots News Round Up from a charred England (right).

- Helping you get through the LibDem Party Conference we have Archibald Scamp, while Harry Figgis investigates the Welfare to Work Scam in How I Spend My Days.

- Celebrity News covers an Online Suicide Pact between two of the most hated men in the country.

- Classic LPs features obscure Americana legend Eileen Rose.

- In International News new reporter Ted Gezundheit finds the Conservative Party branching out.

- And our Special Report finds an L-Plate-Shaped Threat to takeaway deliverers everywhere.