Home Defence - A Symptom of a Greater Malaise

NEW CONTENT!

- The Vatican responds to recent scandals by appointing

a temporary Pope in International News (left).

- And you give us your thoughts on this story in Clint

Panzerdivision's all-new forum feature Points Of You!

- As the 2010 World Cup ends, Archibald Scamp reports back on the hopes of a nation in Sport, while Grant Mortar interviews one of Serbia's biggest fans durinng his latest Investigations.

- Classic LPs features the terrifically noisy Live From Sour City by Latimer.

- And the LibCon coalition gets off to a shaky start in our Special Report, while Al Likilla covers the results of this year's Turner Prize in

National News!

- The New Year News Round Up features John Terry, Gordon Brown,

Jonathan Ross, some placebos and a bunch of bankers!

- Grant Mortar's Investigation stops by the school careers office for a lecture

in the virtues of pursuing celebrity.

- Remember The Naughtys? Many do, and they're shouting about it all over our Special Report!

- Interested in Mass Effect 2? Poetry? Inter-species sex? Has Clint Panzerdivision got a Load "" for you!

- Our in-house blog is back, and this time it's Al Likilla who Mustn't Grumble!

- The third Classic Album You've Never Heard Of, features the guitar-tastic Small!

- While in National News we uncover the problems found when cracking down on Binge Drinking (right)!

- New recruit Mark Liam Piggott takes us through his typical televisual day in No Flicking!

-.The nation of Iceland finds itself in deep trouble and about to lose all its best sculptures amongst other things, that's International News (left).

- Dick Holder finds the real Glastonbury and he isn't impressed - Travel Drinking!

- Local News finds little clarity when a friendly grandfather tries to understand Climate Change!

- More news from the Recession Frontline with Harry Figgis in How I Spend My Days!

- While Music sees the emergence of an exciting new beat combo through the most unexpected of marketing techniques!

- Fears there might be a nefarious purpose behind Britain's disappearing bee population in National News (right).

-.Clint Panzerdivision goes a-footballing for the first time and soon regrets it, that's Sport.

- Why do we celebrate Xmas, Easter & Valentine's Day? Archibald Scamp has no idea, but he'll make something up for Lifestyle.

- Mark Liam Piggott reports back from 2008's Sports Non-Personality Of The Year.- We get the inside story from The End of Capitalism in International News.

- And How I Spend My Days finds Harry Figgis looking into the sins of Woolworths (R.I.P.)

- Mark Liam Piggott interviews pop legend Morrissey in L.A. for Meet Is Murder!

- New recruit Grant Mortar reports from the front line of non-league hooliganism, that's Investigations!

- National News (left) finds the Mayor of London launching a new initiative to help fund the Olympics.

- Are video games destroying our children? Check out the latest arguments in a Special Report.

- Go undercover with Harry Figgis in How I Spend My Days then visit Vienna with Dick Holder in Travel Drinking!

- And Local News travels to Bridgend as the Welsh authorites try to tackle a tragic problem.

- As the illness du jour takes hold, find out how to survive in the HDUK Guide To Swine Flu (right).

- New recruit Toby 'The Buzz' Buzzell begins his new column; Obituaries of the Noted and Talent-Free!

- Mark Liam Piggott & Al Likilla initiate the return of Minor Celebrity Gossip and a special Summer News Round Up!

- Our slightly worse-for-wear tourist packs plenty of Traveller's Cheques for Travel Drinking in Helsinki!

- We report directly from Opinion Poll Headquarters in a Special Report!

- And Grant Mortar continues his insider's view of Non-League Football Hooligans in Investigations!

- Our summer of death special commences with a tribute to deceased ex-P.M. Margaret Thatcher in National News (left).

- Clint Panzerdivision returns with new console column Load "" while Grant Mortar's Investigation into hooliganism takes a turn for the sorrowful.

- International News finds Al Likilla gaining exclusive access to the main players in this season's Italian Political Scandal.

- Mark Liam Piggott has a message for the sneezy and fearful in an Editorial, while Toby 'The Buzz' Buzzell covers the growing celebrity bodycount in Obituaries.

- Important guidelines for maintaining good Health after death with Archibald Scamp, and we exclusively interview Summer 2009's biggest failure, Andy Murray.

- And finally, a Special Report covers a whole new approach to Climate Change.

- The BNP's re-branding attempts dissected in National News (right).

- Read Mark Piggott's column Mustn't Grumble then join in with the interactive fun!

- The Buzz brings Barack Obama to life for us in Celebrity.

- More from Grant Mortar's Investigation into Soccer Hooligans, Dick Holder evading naturists

Travel Drinking in France and Clint Panzerdivision racking up a huge bodycount in Load ""

- Discover a Classic Album you've never heard of with Al Likilla. First up: Creeper Lagoon.

- And the News Round Up features Our Boys in Afghanistan, the controversial new Tube Map and Mitchell Winehouse (that's Amy's dad).

- National News reports back from the House of Commons on the worst Nativity Play in living memory (left).

- Clint Panzerdivision goes head-to-head with PayPal in Load "". Who will blink first?

- Botham Squab continues the war on Celebrity Chefs and reconstituted meat products during the latest Hot Lunch!

- Second in the Classic Albums series, it's an exploration of the 'Boo-tay' by Bare Jr!

- Part Five of Grant Mortar's report on Non-League Soccer Hooligans and things are hotting up, while Toby Buzzell targets the homeless in a festive Investigation!

- And one Bank finds a novel and death-proof way of lasting out the recession in Local News!

- Election Fever has us in its grip with a special News Round Up and exclusive sneak preview from the

winning camp in National News (left).

- The Rev. Harry Figgis finds his days spent in the Dole Office while Toby Buzzell investigates Catholic Speed Dating!

- From the unique worldview of Mark Piggott we present a guide to Bliff Browsers and

sporting commentary on The Race For The Title!

- Our Special Report finds the Bankers biting back while International News takes Home Defence all the way to the Oil Fields of Halfaya.

- While HDUK regular features return with Andy Kirby our lifestyle guest on Mustn't Grumble while Al Likilla introduces you to 'Manilow' in Classic Albums.