Guardian readers offers application form
These special offers are available to readers of The Guardian ONLY. To apply send a cheque for £13,000 and the slip below proving you read The Guardian.

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SPECIAL OFFERS FOR GUARDIAN READERS
Tiger Shooting Safari
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Ever wanted to relive the glorious days of the Raj, wear a pith helmet and carry a blunderbuss? Well, now you can. Enjoy an all-inclusive trip to the Karnataka Natural Park in Uttar Pradesh with The Guardian.


Coral Reef Tours
Imagine the scene: a pristine coral reef in languid blue water. Fish of every colour swim languidly among beautiful sea-flowers. Float across the reef in a butch inflatable dinghy – and dynamite the lot.



Waffen-Reich tours of Germany
Royal? Enjoy wearing fancy dress? Involved in Formula One at any level? Waffen-Reich Promotions (Berlin) cordially invite you on a special tour of Der Fatherland.



Read what other Guardian readers had to say about our holidays
“My best holiday was the coral reef dynamiting one ‘cos when the TNT went off all these dolphins jumped around so I shot them with my big gun” – Sting
“I love the smell of charcoaled rainforest in the morning” 
– George Monbiot
“It was such a buzz decapitating pandas I came in my smelly trousers” – Nick Knowles
For details of these and many more special offers contact Alan Rusbridger at the Guardian.* 
*Sorry, no blacks or Observer readers.

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