"Except where otherwise stated all the content of this site is parodic nonsense and should be read as such. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely the result of misfiring neurons in your brain. All material (c) Home Defence UK 2003-2016. Don't send in the lawyers, for Christ's sake."
Are you the sort of person who spends an inordinate amount of time on the internet rather than going to bad clubs in the hope of finding someone who'll tickle your punim? This could be your tribe.
Another excellent source of thoughts, ramblings, rants and rather a lot of reflections on Smallville. If we've whetted your appetite for interweb nonsense, head on over here...
Home Defence's co-creator will occasionally 'tweet' thoughts on modern idiocy and Farnborough FC over at last year's social networking fad (if he remembers to care).
Literary without being pretentious, Dave Eggers' site is one of the best reads on the web. Particularly recommended are the Letters To The President which run the full gamut of emotions and could bring a lump to the throat of the most cynical of men (i.e. me).
HDUK founder Al Likilla's first novel (under a pseudonym) is published by The London Press and is available to buy through Amazon.
A contemporary comedy which, unlike most, manages to be both romantic and funny, the book features many unforgettable characters, a compelling plot, and lots of bears.
HDUK contributor Mark Piggott's publisher features many excellent up-and-coming authors ignored by the literary establishment, while the official MLP site contains regular updates from the writer.
What's happening in new and classic alternative culture? Carabas is a UK-based, online community for everyone interested in writing, music, science-fiction, comics, cult cinema, events in London and the general creative path of the nerd.
Al's third novel is published via Lulu.com and is available to buy through Amazon.
Kicking Asbestos is set in a parallel present where terrorism remained rampant after the 7/7 attacks and follows a group of colleagues as their team-building weekend goes horrifically wrong...