To read Home Defence co-creator Al's latest free association ranting and thoughts on the world, visit his My Space weblog. Perhaps you might create a free account while you're there? That way you can experience the feeling of a thousand dreadful bands all wanting to be your 'friend'.
Are you the sort of person who spends an inordinate amount of time on the internet rather than going to bad clubs in the hope of finding someone who'll tickle your punim? This could be your tribe.
Self-explanatory and one of the best ideas for a website ever. Check out their delicious 'Kenny of the Month'.
Some very funny tales of how the recipients of dodgy email pleas decided to get their own back - that's at 419eater.com!
Another excellent source of thoughts, ramblings, rants and rather a lot of reflections on Smallville. If we've whetted your appetite for interweb nonsense, head on over here...
The all-round entertainers offer shows and comedy and podcasts and interesting
merchandise. Go check out their weird, wonderful, always hilarious world.
Literary without being pretentious, Dave Eggers' site is one of the best reads
on the web. Particularly recommended are the Letters To The President which
run the full gamut of emotions and could bring a lump to the throat of the most
cynical of men (i.e. me).
Folks are willing to whore themselves in return for a good read over the pond you know. And here's your indispensible guide to everything literary.
And finally, couldn't forget to mention our hosts, for all your affordable and
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e-mailing the editor at the address above. If it's any good we'll be happy to include it.
"Except where otherwise stated all the content of this site is parodic nonsense and should be read as such. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely the result of misfiring neurons in your brain. All material (c) Home Defence UK 2003-2010. Don't send in the lawyers, for Christ's sake."
- Al Likilla & Clint Panzerdivision.
HDUK founder Al Likilla's first novel (under a pseudonym) is published by The London Press and is available to buy through Amazon.
A contemporary comedy which, unlike most, manages to be both romantic and funny, the book features many unforgettable characters, a compelling plot, and lots of bears.
But then, I would say nice things - I wrote it.
Yes! At long last you can call out HDUK's king of the prawn vol-au-vent for personal, gastronomic house therapy! From pretentious dinner parties, to a romantic dinner for you and the chav from the North London council estate - Botham addresses all your culinary needs at reasonable prices!
HDUK contributor Mark Piggott's publisher features many excellent up-and-coming authors ignored by the literary establishment, while the official MLP site contains regular updates from the writer.
In the well-trodden footsteps of dead musicians releasing new material, a path that runs all the way from Biggie and Tupac back to Ringo Starr, the songs of deceased former HDUK contributor Bert Infiltration have recently made their way online for the kids to download. Why not join them?
Turn a lughole to the Home Defence house band! Featuring Nutsac on redneck banjo.
