This is for religious kill-joys who wish to see an end to all forms of sexist pornography, even when it’s girls’ only for crying out loud (just don’t mention dacryphilia).
with Mark Piggott
Home Defence UK
A Symptom of a Greater Malaise
BLIFF BROWSERS: A HANDY-SHANDY USER’S GUIDE!
Baffled, bemused, befuddled by blagging Britain’s best bishop-bashing browser?
Check out this “Home Defence” wipe-free guide to selecting the very best internet browser for the (hand) job...
As familiar as your own greasy palm, the time-honoured favourite, perfect for contracting various laptop-threatening viruses but not much actual grumble.
The biggest, bestest browser for all your porcine, obesity and Epro-ctophilia hungers. As all BBW buffs know, it ain’t over till the fat lady sits on your face and farts.
Solely devoted to fans of jet plane action, Russian military uniforms and Clint Eastwood masks – hey, there are more of us out there than you think.
Whether you like boffing badgers, frottering ferrets, tea-bagging tigers or mulching meerkats, this is the bestial best browser for you and your furry friends.
A cross between “deep” and (fish) net, if you’re trawling for fish-related frollics, poontanging Pollock or double-bassing sea bass, you’re in the right plaice.
The very best browser for hard-to-please folks who are into abasiophilia, trichophilia and er... (consults list) dendrophilia, though what these actually are we Avant a clue.
Your bell-end will shine like chrome too once you’ve finished polishing it while looking at all the filth you can find on google (should be known as “go ogle”).